Thursday, November 20, 2008
Shamefully False Advertising
Today when I read about a band named Jesus H Christ and the Four Hornsmen of the Apocalypse, my interest was immediately piqued. Not that the name of a band necessarily says anything about said band, but as far as band names go, this one was pretty clever. Even if wordy.
Its just a shame they suck; no, that's not true. They don't suck; the horn section is actually really good. But not one second into this video, I officially hated the frontwoman.
http://jesushchristrocks.com
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Ohhhhh myyyyyy......
ReplyDelete1. The lyrics are equal parts AWFUL and INANE.
2. Their music is remniscent of bad 80's pop. Not the good stuff that gets overplayed, the really really bad stuff.
3. The singer can't sing and needs to realize this. Her voice high strung like an answering machine on fast forward play.
4. Why is eff she dressed like Magenta from Rocky Horror?!
Seriously!
ReplyDeleteWhat's worse is that they're getting loads of critical acclaim. The press = retards.
Jesus they suck. She looks like Sigourney Weaver in Alien.
ReplyDeleteThe press gave the Bosstones, The Urge, and countless other shitty Ska Core, Second Wave Ska, or whatever you want to cal it, Bands critical acclaim, then they fizzled out. Beyond a few catchy tunes, the public quickly grows tired of Ska. I think it's the horns being a dominant instrument in all of the songs, not just a little filler on one or two tracks. I loves me some brass, can't get enough.